I’d been having a huge losing streak with the ladies. I mean really bad. I was about oh for about a billion just in getting a phone number. Since I broke up with my girlfriend more than a year ago, I thought by now at least I would have gone on a couple […]
Mike The Pizza Guy
Michael was pretty embarrassed. He had a degree in 14th Century French Literature, but couldn’t find a job to save his life. He was sure he’d be offered at least an associate’s position where he received his Masters. The plan was to find a decent thesis advisor, work closely with him […]
No Way Out
My friends are assholes. They’d been talking smack about this trip for the past six weeks. But when we met up in the parking lot, they were still big round bags of floppy dicks. They clearly hadn’t done anything to get ready. Me, on the other hand, I actually dropped six […]
The Non-Dental Chair Experiment
I didn’t know how long I was supposed to wait. They told me to show up with my tools, and everybody would meet around nine. It was already ten thirty, and nobody. No calls. No service, which would explain the no calls. The address seemed like a normal address. But it was a lone building. […]