You know that strategy where you’re supposed to just agree to everything a job interviewer asks you about any kind of potential situations? Like if they ask if you’d be willing to relocate you say, “yes” and then worry about later. Then when they give you an offer, you can have them […]
The Counseling Session
My girlfriend and I had a huge fight a coupe of weeks ago. I ended up saying some things that I later regretted. I mean some really mean things. When we first started dating, she was really shy and insecure. We went to a bunch of counseling sessions, mostly for her. And […]
Health Care Crisis
I just got this new job, which is kind of cool, but it kind of sucks. My old one was perfect, at least for me. I had a pretty big cubicle, didn’t have to attend a lot of useless meetings and was given a lot of freedom how to get my job done. […]
Drug Test
I got a friend who’s always trying to game the system somehow. When we were roommates in college, he was the kind of guy who only showed up to class during midterm exams. He was pretty smart, but also pretty lazy. Recently, he told me he’d been laid off from his job, but […]
Desert Witches
I’ve been on a lot of blind dates in my life. Most were pretty lame. I didn’t like her, she didn’t like me. Some ended with some pretty easy sex, but then we never connected much after that. This, of course, was in the early days of the Internet. When it was […]
The Violin
She told me that I needed to improve my creative side. I’d been working for this engineering company for the last eight years. And we haven’t been doing so well. Losing a little bit of market share every year. So they brought in a new manager of the R and D department. Said […]
My Wicked Girlfriend
I had this girlfriend, who is now an ex girlfriend. And the process of her transitioning from girlfriend status to ex-girlfriend status was like how that one famous philosopher described mankind before the invention of civilization: Nasty, brutish, and short. The conversation was over before I even knew what was happening. She […]
They See You
I’m an idiot. I got fed up with my neighbors, who would smoke pretty much every day, stink up the place. I kept complaining but all the landlord ever did was just politely ask them to not do that. To which they would always say, “Yeah, whatever, we’ll stop.” But they never stopped. […]
The Non-Dental Chair Experiment
I didn’t know how long I was supposed to wait. They told me to show up with my tools, and everybody would meet around nine. It was already ten thirty, and nobody. No calls. No service, which would explain the no calls. The address seemed like a normal address. But it was a lone building. […]
To The Edge And Gone
Once I was in Vegas, having run out of money. Well, almost having run out of money. I was sitting in the casino bar, having a last drink before finally admitting defeat and hitting the sack. There was a guy sitting next to me, chatting up some pretty young thing on the other side. […]