I’d been having a huge losing streak with the ladies. I mean really bad. I was about oh for about a billion just in getting a phone number. Since I broke up with my girlfriend more than a year ago, I thought by now at least I would have gone on a couple […]
No Way Out
My friends are assholes. They’d been talking smack about this trip for the past six weeks. But when we met up in the parking lot, they were still big round bags of floppy dicks. They clearly hadn’t done anything to get ready. Me, on the other hand, I actually dropped six […]